tiredestprincess:

@god why did you allow this to happen to one of your angels

tiredestprincess:

@god why did you allow this to happen to one of your angels

(via keepmovingon9)


goddamn-batgirl:

prismplague:

arctoidea:

there are too many pictures of mermaids in sexy poses and not enough of them drowning and eating men. whats up with that

image

THANKS FRIEND

(via time-not-well-wasted)



Cop: Have you been drinking?
Me: I been drankin'
Cop: Surfbort
Me: Surfbort

vomit-queen:

thatsomethingsomething:

Brad Pitt in Killing Them Softly.

BAE

(via thelesbianicplague)


vzxy:

Quite possible the greatest tweet ever written. 

vzxy:

Quite possible the greatest tweet ever written. 

(via cantcontrolthegay)


A memorial erected in Vancouver sparked controversy because it was dedicated to “all women murdered by men”, which critics say implies all men are potential murderers.[79] As a result, women involved in the project received death threats[…].

wikipedia page for the École Polytechnique massacre

men are violent against women, and when women point this out, they are threatened with more violence

(via fawnbro)

(via merlotthevirgeaux)


mordecai-put-your-phone-away:

teenyweenynotepad:

hetaliabritain:

theprophetchuck:

I WAS SO SCARED

I WAS REALLY FUCKING CONCERNED

Oh god. I was, actually scared.

EVERYONE WAS CONCERNED

(via yourfriendlyneighborhood-lesbian)


nerds-are-cool:

i-is-andy:

should I open the door

you should open the door

nerds-are-cool:

i-is-andy:

should I open the door

you should open the door

(via wishiwasasprettyasmycat)


mrmeriwether:

yeahbanero-bells:

wolvensnothere:

Whoa.

I read this out loud to boyfriend and he just went “ohhhhhhhhh” 

CEOs all runnin around terrified of blue shells from the homeless

mrmeriwether:

yeahbanero-bells:

wolvensnothere:

Whoa.

I read this out loud to boyfriend and he just went “ohhhhhhhhh” 

CEOs all runnin around terrified of blue shells from the homeless

(via wishiwasasprettyasmycat)